... She came out of nowhere, running at me and warmly knocking me down to the ground. Her athletically toned thighs straddling my waist, she kissed me all over my face and neck, she even tried to slip me some tongue. Then she started to nose around the zipper to my pants and i had to stop things right there... but her tail never stopped wagging the entire time. I love dogs ... What where you thinking you sicko?